Missions at Hand
Reading: ???
Watching: TRON: Uprising
Interest(s):
leopard sharks and o u t e r s p a c e
Oddly Specific Things I Enjoy
- when people with long nails talk in sign language and the fingers go clicky-clack
- the smell, taste, and feel of mud
- when it rains but im not wearing the right clothes so im just wet
- really small living spaces that are super cozy
- when ur warm, but its the warm that only comes from warming urself up when its hella cold
- corner sun doodles (i am very guilty of this)
- violently tapping my fingers along a book like some asmr queen while smiling weirdly to myself
- when the song is such a banger that the only way you can properly enjoy it is to scrunch up your face and head bop violently
- BRITISH MEN RAPPING. omg i CANNOT stress this enough. it tickles my neuronssss. whenever i hear british rapping my brain tilts at a 23 degrees angle as the lunar vibrations orbit my ears and it feels EXQUISITEEE
- funky japanese city-pop bass lines holyyyy
Whoa, is that a human??? \-0o0-/ I havent seen one in centuries... Wait, where are my manners! I'm Dr. Marzipan Constantine Barz, but you can call me Marzy, Saturn, Venus, Jupiter, Neptune, Aoife, or Estrella/Estelle/Estrelar. I am a scientist of anthropology and elasmobranchology on Mars. We have no actual bodies of water on the surface of Mars besides ice caps, so I also help build aquariums. And, I— Oh, where are you? You're in District A House 1 Room 4 of Mars. You crash landed in Park A after INASA's Ares VII mission failed. Thankfully the regen chamber was able to preserve your body you've been in a coma for a month! What's INASA? The International Aeronautics and Space Administration since the great Earth Merge. What year is it? Why, it's year BB9, silly! Sorry, 3001 for you humans. Last year was absolutely crazy with those Y3K conspiracy theorists. Hey, HEY! Are you fainting again? Please don't—
Mr. Bubblegum loves his wife very much. DON't give her a pat on the head she will bite your hand off, human. To earn her trust you have to befriend Mr. Bubblegum first.
