planet marz

"Two possibilities exist:
either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying."
-Arthur C. Clarke

Hello, Human! I am Martian MarzBarz, the lead scientist in anthropology on Mars.
I go by many names: Marz, Marzy, Jupiter, Venus, k2014, Dr.Barz, goblin thief, Quantentine (my awful middlename), and weird pumpkin girl.

This is the website I use most for my studies of the human mind.
It seems humans have taken a liking to making categories and giving them names known as "aesthetics".
(note: I am not part of any aesthetics as to not be biased in my research!)

Hobbies/Interests

reading
art
bead jewelry
astronomy
video games
aerospace
roller skating (WIP)
linguistics
music
making life incredibly annoying for everyone
clownin' around ;)
writing/poetry?
singing

Currently Doing

Reading: The Melody Lingers
On by Mary Higgins Clark
Watching: ???
Hyperfixation(s):
C L O W N S, ukulele

You know human, I like you, so I'm going to tell you a secret—I am actually not a goblin star forest fairy scientist who lives on Marz, I am a human! We are the same! But you didn't hear that from Marz Barz.
Since you have proven trustworthy, this is my horde of all the shinie buttons I've stol-collected (hehehe).

Music!

I will listen to virtually anything that sounds good to me, but I love reggae, rock, bashment, and Japanese citypop. Pretty much upbeat stuff but chill things are cool too.
Weezer's, Adrianne Lenker's, Big Thief's, and Liana Flores's music will always be my favorites.

This is my resident kandi clown, Mr. Bubblegum Shaker. Please be nice to him, he's very shy. I want to make him a friend but kandi clowns take a lot of beads to make, so I going to see if I can make him a daughter instead because baby kandi clowns are made of less beads. (sry for bad quality photo )

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Oddly Specific Things I Like

when people with long nails talk in sign language and the fingers go clicky-clack
the smell, taste, and feel of mud
when it rains but im not wearing the right clothes so im just wet
really small living spaces that are super cozy
when you and ur homie have nothing more to say when eating, so its just silent munching
when ur warm, but its the warm that only comes from warming urself up when its hella cold

I made Mr. Bubblegum Shaker a wife! Her name is Ms. Moonbeam Icecream, her favorite animal is a cassiopea (upside-down jellyfish), and her hobby is quilting.
Ms. Moonbeam Icecream is a professional slay queen, and she does not take any nonsense.

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