planet marz

"Two possibilities exist:
either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying."
    -Arthur C. Clarke

    Hello, Human! I am Martian MarzBarz, the lead scientist in anthropology (study of humans) and elasmobranchology (study of sharks and other stuff) on Mars.
Martian waters are really salty so I also help build aquariums.
I am a billionaire in Martian money (On Earth I would be completely homeless)
I go by a lot of names: Marz, Elkis, Saturn, Venus, Jupiter, Ojos, Fern, Neptune, and Aoife. But my friends call me Marzy.
The little cat on the top left of the website (click on it) is from nekoweb

This is the website I use most for my studies of the human mind.
It seems humans have taken a liking to making categories and giving them names known as "aesthetics".
(note: I am not part of any aesthetics as to not be biased in my research!)

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    You know human, I like you, so I'm going to tell you a secret—I am actually not a goblin star forest fairy leopard shark raccoon girl scientist who lives on Marz, I am a human! We are the same! But you didn't hear that from Marz Barz.
     Since you have proven yourself trustworthy, this is my horde of all the shinie buttons I've stol-collected (hehehe).

Neko